*V1
The things you do in
Everyday life affect
your afterlife
That thing you stole
the vase you broke
We’re watching all the time
*Ch
But when you get down here you’ll see
That things are not as easy
Sins you committed up on earth
will make you scream
What the hell?!
*V2
Once your here there’s
no place to hide
Every place has eyes
You’re with the worst of the worst
‘Taters who’ve committed crimes
*Ch
Down here we get to fry you up
And boil you in hot oil
It takes all your energy
Just to say what the hell?!
*Announcer over PA listing the menus items
Holy Potatoes, God’s and Goddesses.
Welcome to Hells Kitchen.
Today we have a wonderful selection for you.
We have mashed potatoes, french fries, potatoes au gratin, potato chips, and
many more delectable comestibles made from our freshest sinners.
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But when you get down here you’ll see
That things are not as easy
Sins you committed up on earth
Make the afterlife for you so much worse
When your cooking in the pot
You will only have one thought
You’ll think of the things you did wrong
and scream in pain!
What the Hell?!